Sassy Statement Tees and Sweatshirts From $23.99: Wifey, Stop Spending Money, abcdeFU and Drippy Smiley
Some shirts are quiet and some are a whole personality. Nu'Jants lists a group of the second kind: a plain script Wifey tee, a loud pink-on-black money joke, a lettered tee that tells a few people where to go, and a drippy smiley face sweatshirt with a punchline across the back. They are not the same product at all, so this guide goes one by one through what each page lists, the garments and colors in the option menus, and the prices as they read today.
Wifey
The Wifey tee shows From $29.95. The photo is a four-panel mockup: a white tee, a rose-colored tee, a coral tee and a black sweatshirt, all with the word Wifey in a flowing black or white script. The credit on the page is Bella and Canvas. The option menu is long and includes a pair of black joggers in the same design with white ink, black crewneck sweatshirts in cut and uncut versions, and Ash Grey crewneck sweatshirts in black ink in a range of sizes. Because the garments differ, read the total for your choice before you pay. It is the obvious pick for a bride-to-be, an engagement gift or a honeymoon bag.
I Gotta Stop Spending Money Like I Sell Dope
The I Gotta Stop Spending Money Like I Sell Dope tee is priced at $26.99 for every option I read. The print is in big pink block letters, and the photos show it on a black tee, on a white tee and on a black crewneck sweatshirt. The page lists four options: a black crewneck sweatshirt in pink ink, a black tee in pink ink, a white tee in pink ink and a white tee in black ink. It credits Bella and Canvas and carries a size guide where a small is 36 to 38 inches across the chest at 27 inches long, a medium is 38 to 40 and 28, a large is 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large is 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL is 44 to 46 and 31. The page says it fits true to size. It is a joke for the friend who shops too much and knows it.
abcdeFU, Design 3
The abcdeFU tee, Design 3 starts From $23.99, and the options I read reached $27.99. The photo shows a typewriter-style alphabet that runs A, B, C, D, E and then breaks into a short list of people and things the wearer is finished with. The page calls it a bold, sarcastic style statement in black ink, and it comes in more garments than most tees here: white and Ash Grey crewneck sweatshirts in cut and uncut versions, acid wash red and acid wash black tees, and Oatmeal, Cream, Ash Grey and White tees, with sizes up to 4X. This one is for adults with a sharp sense of humor, and it is not a shirt for the office or for school.
Drippy Smiley Face, When I Said I Liked It Rough
The Drippy Smiley Face is the priciest of the four at From $32.99. The design has a small dripping smiley face and a skeleton hand on the left chest, with a large lettered line across the back: When I said I liked it rough, I didn't mean my entire life. The page options are hoodies in Black with white ink and in Tan, Sport Grey, Ash Grey and White with black ink, and crewneck sweatshirts in Tan, White, Sport Grey and Ash Grey with black ink. The page carries one note on fit: for an oversized look, size up two sizes.
Which one to pick
A bride or a new wife: Wifey, from $29.95.
A friend with a shopping habit: I Gotta Stop Spending Money, $26.99.
A person who says it plainly: abcdeFU, from $23.99.
Cold weather and a back print that gets noticed: Drippy Smiley Face, from $32.99.
Before you order
All four pages have options that change the price, so choose the garment, color and size first and check the total in your cart. Most of these pages give little description beyond the name, so the photos are your guide. For fit or fabric questions the page does not answer, use the contact page post. For other loud shirts in the catalog, see the funny attitude tees guide and the Somebody's Fine tees guide.
Paying for it
Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and the returns window is 10 days from delivery. Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every sale goes to the American Red Cross. New to the store? The free Roses Are Red pillow when you join the list post explains the sign-up offer.
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