Somebody's Fine A$$ Tees: Wife, Ex-Wife, Auntie and Baby Mama From $20
A shirt that says who you are in a few words does half the work before you open your mouth. Nu'Jants carries a four-shirt run of the Somebody's Fine A$$ line: one for a wife, one for an ex-wife, one for an auntie and one for a baby mama. Each is its own listing, each starts from $20, and they share the same color and print placement choices. This guide covers what the pages actually list, how to choose between them, and who each one suits.
What the four listings have in common
All four pages offer the same set of options. The tee comes in five colors: Gravel, Oatmeal (Tan), Cream, Ash Grey and White. For every color you choose whether the print sits on the front or the back, and the sizes run from S up to 4X. The price at the top of each page reads From $20.00. The options I checked priced between $20 and $25, so the number you see first is the starting point and the exact total depends on the color, placement and size you pick.
Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and the returns window is 10 days from delivery. Because the sizes and colors each carry their own stock and price, choose them on the page before you add to your cart rather than assuming the cheapest option.
Somebody's Fine A$$ Wife
The Somebody's Fine A$$ Wife tee is the one the whole line is named around. The page describes it as a statement piece for people who embrace boldness and authenticity, and it closes with the line that being Somebody's Fine A$$ Wife is more than a phrase, it is a lifestyle. That makes it an easy pick for a wife who owns the joke, a newlywed, or a bridal shower gift for someone who likes a little attitude. It has one product photo on the page, shown above.
Somebody's Fine A$$ Ex-Wife
The Somebody's Fine A$$ Ex-Wife tee is listed as a bold statement piece sold exclusively at Nu'Jants, and the page ends on the idea of fashion meeting attitude. It suits someone turning a page with a sense of humor, or a friend who has earned a laugh. As with the wife tee, there is a single photo, so zoom in on it to see the design before you choose a color.
Somebody's Fine A$$ Auntie
The Somebody's Fine A$$ Auntie tee is the only one whose page mentions gifting directly, saying it works whether for casual wear or for giving. It has two photos on the page. An auntie shirt is a natural present for a sister who has just become one, a birthday for the favorite aunt in the family, or a shirt you buy for yourself because the title fits.
Somebody's Fine A$$ Baby Mama
The Somebody's Fine A$$ Baby Mama tee is described as a bold design for people who want to express pride and personality effortlessly. It has the most photos of the four, three in total, so it is the one to open first if you want to see how the print looks from more than one angle.
Front print or back print
Each listing lets you choose where the design goes, and the pages do not state the print size, so the photos are your guide. A front print is a statement people read as you approach. A back print is the one people read as you walk away, which many buyers prefer for a joke that is meant to be discovered. If you are buying as a gift and cannot decide, the front is the safer pick because the recipient sees it every time they hold the shirt up.
Fabric and fit
These four pages do not publish a fabric description or a size chart, so I will not guess at either. If you are between sizes or want to confirm the material before you order, write to the team through the contact page post. For general sizing help on another Nu'Jants tee, the funny mom shirts guide shows how a size guide is laid out on the pages that have one.
Which one to buy
For a wife or a new bride: the Wife tee.
For a friend closing a chapter: the Ex-Wife tee.
For a sister, an aunt or a new aunt: the Auntie tee.
For a new mom who likes bold humor: the Baby Mama tee.
For a group gift, pick one design per person and let them choose their own color from the same five.
Paying for it
Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every Nu'Jants sale goes to the American Red Cross. If you are browsing for the first time, the free Roses Are Red pillow when you join the list post explains the sign-up offer.
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