Funny Mom Shirts That Say What Every Tired Parent Is Thinking

Parenting humor works because it is true. A mom who is tired, caffeinated and holding a snack does not need a motivational quote. She needs a shirt that says what she is thinking. Nu'Jants has a small group of funny mom tees, with prices from $19.99 to $26.95, and each product page tells you what you are getting.

Mama Needs Coffee Tee

The Mama Needs Coffee Tee is $19.99, the lowest priced of the group. It is listed as cotton and for women. If you need a first funny mom shirt or a small gift, this is the entry point.

Mama Needs some Wine Tee

The Mama Needs some Wine Tee is $24.99. It is the same idea on a different drink, and a natural match for a girls' night, a book club or a mom group. It is listed as cotton and for women.

Losing My Mind One Kid at a Time

The Losing My Mind One Kid at a Time Tee is $24.99. The title is the joke, and it suits any parent with more than one child. It is listed as a unisex tee, so it also works for dads.

Lucky Mama Tee

The Lucky Mama Tee is $24.99. This one swaps the joke for warmth. It is for the mom who feels grateful on a good day. It is listed as cotton and for women.

I'll Have a Double Shot of Whatever My Kids Are On

The I'll Have a Double Shot of Whatever My Kids Are On Tee starts from $22.95. The page describes a versatile tee designed for women with the same fabric details as the others. It is the funniest of the five for a mom with a toddler.

What the five share

The product pages share the same feature list: a smooth, comfortable tee with a modern classic fit (size up if you prefer a looser fit), solid color tees in 100% ringspun cotton, OEKO-TEX certified low impact dyes, a midweight 4.5 oz fabric, and printing and shipping within the US.

Most pages also show a general size guide with a small at a 36 to 38 inch chest and 27 inch length, a medium at 38 to 40 and 28, a large at 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large at 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL at 44 to 46 and 31. They say the tee fits true to size, and a length and width table runs from XS to 4XL.

Which to pick

• Lowest price and a safe joke: Mama Needs Coffee.

• Girls' night and gift exchanges: Mama Needs some Wine.

• Parents of more than one: Losing My Mind One Kid at a Time.

• A softer message: Lucky Mama.

• Toddler parents: the Double Shot tee.

Gift tips

A funny mom shirt is a good Mother's Day, baby shower or birthday gift. Add a coffee tumbler from the tumbler guide and you have a set. If you also have a dad to shop for, the dad and daughter tees post covers that side.

Paying for it

Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every Nu'Jants sale also goes to the American Red Cross.

Browse the T-Shirts collection, or read The best funny graphic tees for women that people actually stop and read for more. Questions about a size? Use the contact page post.

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