Funny Attitude Graphic Tees From $20: Anxiety Is Chronic, Warning Label, Perfect Body and More
Some shirts are bought because the design is pretty. These are bought because the sentence on the front says what the wearer will not say out loud. Nu'Jants lists a run of funny attitude tees that lean on humor, sass and a little swagger, and the pages differ a lot in how much they tell you. This guide walks through five of them, with the prices and options exactly as the product pages list them, so you can pick the right one for a friend, a coworker or yourself.
My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic
The My Anxiety Is Chronic But This Ass Is Iconic tee is the boldest title of the group. The page credits Bella and Canvas as the blank. The options are the interesting part: it comes as a tee in Oatmeal, Mauve, Cream, Ash Grey and White, and also as an Ash Grey crewneck sweatshirt in a cut version and an uncut version, with sizes that go up to 4X. The page shows From $4.99, while the higher-priced options reach $29.99. That wide spread means the final price depends on the garment you choose, so open the option menu and look at the total before you add it to your cart.
Should've Come With A Warning Label
The Should've Come With A Warning Label tee lists From $20.00, with sizes S through 4X. The page calls it a bold piece that blends sharp design with comfort, and it has one product photo, so the picture is your guide to the print. It is a fit for the friend who already jokes that they should wear a warning, and it makes a low-risk gift because the humor is gentle.
I Have the Perfect Body
The I Have the Perfect Body tee starts From $34.00 and comes in Black Heather, Athletic Heather and Mauve, in sizes S to 3XL. The page text is shared with the Nu'Jants Halloween tee line. It says the tees are digitally printed and made in the USA from 100% soft cotton, and it carries a size guide: a small is 36 to 38 inches across the chest at 27 inches long, a medium is 38 to 40 and 28, a large is 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large is 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL is 44 to 46 and 31. It fits true to size.
Nobody Wants a Small Cup of Coffee
The Nobody Wants a Small Cup of Coffee tee is the one to buy for a coffee person. It starts From $34.00, and some size and color combinations cost $36. The colors are Athletic Heather, Heather Mauve, Heather Peach and Black, and sizes run S to 3XL. The page describes a USA-made, digitally printed tee in 100% soft ring-spun cotton, and it uses the same size guide and true-to-size fit as the Perfect Body tee. It has six photos, the most of the five.
Finger Lickin' Good
The Finger Lickin' Good tee is listed with two garment choices: an acid wash tee and a crewneck sweatshirt, each in sizes S to 4X. The options I read priced from $20 up to $40, so the sweatshirt and the tee will not cost the same. The page says it is made on a premium soft-cotton blank with a relaxed fit, and it suggests sizing up two sizes for the easy oversized look. It has seven photos, so scroll through them before you decide on the garment.
How to choose
A first gift for a coworker: Should've Come With A Warning Label, because it starts at $20 and the joke is mild.
A birthday for a friend with big energy: My Anxiety Is Chronic, once you pick the garment and check the total.
A coffee lover: Nobody Wants a Small Cup of Coffee.
Someone who likes an oversized look: Finger Lickin' Good, sized up as the page suggests.
A confident dresser who likes a plain, direct print: I Have the Perfect Body.
Before you order
Several of these pages list options that change the price, so choose the garment, color and size first and read the total in the cart. If you are unsure about fit or fabric on a page that does not list it, send a question through the contact page post. For more of the same humor, see the funny Halloween shirts guide and the funny mom shirts guide.
Paying for it
Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and the returns window is 10 days from delivery. Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every sale goes to the American Red Cross. New to the store? The free Roses Are Red pillow when you join the list post explains the sign-up offer.
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