Funny Halloween Shirts With One-Liners That Get a Laugh at the Party

The best Halloween shirt for a party is a one-liner. It gets read across the room, it starts a conversation and it needs no costume. Nu'Jants has five of them, and all five start from $34.00. Here is what each one says, the colors it comes in and who it suits, using the details on the product pages.

Eat Drink and Be Scary Tee

The Eat Drink and Be Scary Tee is a twist on a familiar line, which makes it a good host shirt or a Halloween dinner shirt. Colors are athletic heather, dark grey heather, burnt orange and heather prism peach.

In the Mood Halloween Tee

The In the Mood Halloween Tee is described as a spooky season shirt. Colors are burnt orange, athletic heather, black heather and heather prism peach. It suits people who like a Halloween shirt with a bit of personality and a little less obvious wording.

Here for the Candies Tee

The Here for the Candies Tee is the funny one for candy lovers, and its page title calls it a funny Halloween shirt. It has the widest color range of the group: black, athletic heather, pink and white. It is a good fit for parents handing out candy at the door.

Nightmare Before Coffee Tee

The Nightmare Before Coffee Tee is for anyone who cannot function before their first cup. Its page title calls it a Halloween coffee shirt. Colors are ash, athletic heather and heather peach.

Halloween Safety Tee

The Halloween Safety Tee has the most detailed page of the set. It calls it a bold, funny take on the holiday and says it is ready for trick-or-treating, haunted houses or any October occasion. The listed details are 100% soft cotton, a unisex retail fit, USA digital printing and machine washable. The closing line says the scariest thing out there is a boring outfit.

What they share

Four of the five pages describe digitally printed tees made and printed in the USA, crafted from 100% soft cotton. All five list a cotton or soft cotton build and a unisex fit, and all five share one size guide.

Sizing

The size guide on each page lists a small at a 36 to 38 inch chest and a 27 inch length, a medium at 38 to 40 and 28, a large at 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large at 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL at 44 to 46 and 31. The pages say the tee fits true to size, and the size menu runs from S to 3XL.

Which one for which party

• Dinner with friends: Eat Drink and Be Scary.

• Trick-or-treat door duty: Here for the Candies.

• Morning-after-the-party office: Nightmare Before Coffee.

• Group costume party: Halloween Safety or In the Mood.

Gift ideas

A funny tee is an easy small gift. At $34.00, you can add a throw pillow from the Pillows collection to make a Halloween gift set. For a group, pick two or three different one-liners so everyone has their own.

Paying for it

Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every Nu'Jants sale also goes to the American Red Cross.

For more Halloween picks, see the pumpkin tee comparison and the Halloween shirts for moms post, or browse the Great Massacre Sale collection.

One more thing before you check out: new subscribers can claim a free pillow. The details are in this post about the free Roses Are Red pillow.