Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos, Wife. Mom. Boss. Tees
Some weeks you are running on coffee and willpower. Other weeks you are a spouse, a parent and a boss in the same hour. Two black tees at Nu'Jants speak to those weeks, and both are white ink on black, easy to wear with jeans and easy to wrap. One is a joke about fuel. The other is a three word job description. This guide covers what each one shows, the sizes, the price and an honest note about one of the photos.
Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos
The Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos T-shirt is a black tee with white lettering in two styles. The words fueled by are in tall, clean capitals, caffeine is in a loose, swirling brush script, and and chaos closes it out in capitals again. The photo shows it styled with dark jeans, a pale statement necklace and suede ankle boots, laid out on a red wood door.
The page says to raise your hand if caffeine and sheer willpower are your two main food groups. It lists a pre-shrunk, ethically grown cotton blank that keeps its fit wash after wash, and suggests sizing up one for an oversized look. The price shows From $20.00 and goes to $25 on the bigger sizes. The only color listed is black, in sizes S, M, L, XL, 2X, 3X and 4X. The page lists a size guide with chest, waist and hip measurements, from an XS at a 32 to 34 inch chest up to larger sizes.
Wife. Mom. Boss.
The Wife. Mom. Boss. tee is a script shirt. In the listing photo the words wife, mom and boss are stacked in a flowing, handwritten style, with a small heart beside each line, in white on a heathered berry colored top that has long sleeves, worn by a model in a hat and jeans. Here is the honest part: the options on the page list a black tee in sizes S to 4X, and the photo shows a different color and sleeve length. Treat the photo as showing the design, and expect the black tee when you order. If the color matters to you, ask before you buy.
The price shows From $20.00 and goes to $25 on the bigger sizes, the same as the caffeine tee. The page says the fabric is pre-shrunk and that the cotton is ethically grown, and it suggests sizing up one for an oversized look.
Who each one suits
Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos for the person who needs a second cup before the first meeting
Wife. Mom. Boss. for the woman who runs a house and an office and wants it on her chest
Either one for a Mother's Day gift, a birthday gift or a thank-you for a friend who does everything
Both together for two friends who want a matching night out without matching exactly
More coffee and mom shirts at Nu'Jants
The Mama Needs Coffee Tee is $19.99. The Lucky Mama Tee is $24.99 and leans warm instead of tired. The Nobody Wants a Small Cup of Coffee T-Shirt starts From $34.00 and is the pick for the person who orders the large and means it.
For a full comparison, read the funny mom shirts guide and the sassy statement tees post.
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