Bold Graphic Tees From $20: Second Amendment, Crawfish, Camo Tongue and I'm a Freak in the Sheets
Not every shirt wants to blend in. Nu'Jants lists a run of graphic tees that pick a side and say it loud: a patriotic Second Amendment print, a Louisiana crawfish joke, a bleach-washed camo tongue and a Halloween tee with a suggestive punchline. The pages are short on description, so this guide leans on the product photos and the option lists to tell you what each one actually is, what colors you can get, and what it costs.
Second Amendment, Come and Take It
The Second Amendment Come and Take It tee starts From $20.00, and the options I read reached $26.00. The page says the design is available in 10 style options. The main photo shows a military green tee with a vintage label-style print in black: Second Amendment, since 1776, come and take it, United States of America, framed by a decorative border. The colors I saw in the option list are Black with white ink, Heather Dark Grey with white ink, Military Green in white or black ink, Heather Stone, Heather Royal Blue, Red, Oatmeal and Ash Grey in black ink. Sizes run S to 4X, and the options are for the front print. It has ten photos.
It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself, Crawfish
The It Ain't Gonna Suck Itself crawfish tee starts From $20.00 and credits Bella and Canvas as the blank. It is a crawfish boil joke, and the photo shows stenciled white letters over three small crawfish on a black tee. The colors are Black, Red, Heather Raspberry and Heather Charity Pink, in sizes S to 4X, and the options I read priced between $20 and $26. It is aimed at the person who hosts the boil, and it will not fit every workplace or family audience.
Distressed Camo Tongue, acid wash
The Distressed Camo Tongue tee starts From $20.00. The photo shows a gravel grey acid wash tee with a bleached center and a large red lips and tongue graphic, with a distressed camo pattern filling the tongue. It credits Bella and Canvas, and the page lists only sizes, S to 4X, with prices between $20 and $25. It has the least text of the four, so the photo is the whole story. It suits someone who likes a worn-in, concert-tee look.
I'm a Freak in the Sheets
The I'm a Freak in the Sheets tee starts From $34.00. The page text belongs to the Nu'Jants Halloween tee line: digitally printed, made in the USA, 100% soft cotton. It includes a size guide, where a small is 36 to 38 inches across the chest at 27 inches long, a medium is 38 to 40 and 28, a large is 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large is 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL is 44 to 46 and 31, and it fits true to size. The colors are White, Black Heather, Athletic Heather and Burnt Orange, and sizes run S to 3XL. The joke is a ghost-sheet pun, and it is meant for adults, so keep it away from kids and strict dress codes.
Choosing
A patriot or a veteran gift: Second Amendment, with ten style options.
A cook-off host: the crawfish tee.
A vintage-look shirt for a night out: Camo Tongue.
A Halloween party outfit for adults: I'm a Freak in the Sheets.
These are strong statements. Check the print in the photo and the colors before you buy, because several pages carry little written detail. For a question the page does not answer, use the contact page post. For the milder side of the catalog, see the funny attitude tees guide and the funny Halloween shirts guide.
Paying for it
Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and the returns window is 10 days from delivery. Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every sale goes to the American Red Cross. New to the store? The free Roses Are Red pillow when you join the list post explains the sign-up offer.
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