The Thief Left a Note: 'You're Going to Need This.'
He was supposed to be gone.
We paid the ransom. He took the money. We thought that was the end of it.
It was not the end of it.
This morning we came in and found the back door open again. The security cam caught him at 2:47am. Same ski mask. Same bag. He walked straight past the registers, went directly to the first aid section, and left something behind.
A note. Written in red marker. Taped to the shelf.
Four words:
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED THIS.
The 173-Piece First Aid Kit Is Now $10.99
He cut the price. Again.
The 173-Piece Large First Aid Kit was $19.99. The thief slashed it to $12.99 in Part 4. Now it is $10.99. He is not stopping. He is escalating.
173 pieces. Portable carry bag. Built for outdoor emergencies, road trips, home accidents, and apparently whatever else he has planned for us next.
$10.99 for 173 pieces is a deal you do not pass up regardless of how it got here.
Split the cost in 4 with Afterpay, Klarna, or Affirm at checkout. Shipping is a flat $5.99 on every order.
The Story So Far
In case you are just catching up: someone broke into Nu'Jants and stole all the prices. They sent a ransom note. We paid it. They came back and slashed prices anyway. Now they are leaving blood-red notes on our shelves.
This is a 10-part story. We are on chapter 6. We do not know how it ends. We do know our prices keep getting lower.
There is still a secret word hidden somewhere on nujants.net. Find it. Type it at checkout. 80% off your entire cart. The thief put it there. We cannot remove it.
More Deals While the Chaos Lasts
Use code MOM30 for 30% off your entire order sitewide. No expiration. Works on everything in the store.
While you are here, our funny graphic tees are going fast. MOM30 applies to those too. Buy now, pay later with Afterpay, Klarna, and Affirm.
Part 7 Drops on YouTube First
Subscribe to @nujants1 on YouTube to catch Part 7 before it hits Instagram or TikTok. Subscribers see it first. Every chapter comes with a deal.
Follow @nujants on Instagram and TikTok for every drop, every taunt, and whatever he does next.
Shop the 173-Piece First Aid Kit for $10.99 before he changes his mind. And find the secret word. You are going to need it.




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