The Nu'Jants Heist: How a Thief Stole Our Prices and Made Everything Cheaper
Something strange happened at Nu'Jants. The prices are gone. Someone stole them. And honestly? The deals have never been better.
Part 1 — The Heist
It started on a Tuesday. Nobody saw it coming.
Someone broke into Nu'Jants and stole the prices. Not the products. Not the inventory. Just the prices. Every single one of them — gone. Nobody knows how. Nobody knows why. The security footage shows nothing but a blur and a shopping bag disappearing into the night.
Until we figure out who did this and get our prices back, here's where things stand: horror throw pillows are going for $2. That's not a typo. Buy any horror throw pillow and get the second one for just $2 with code MONSTER2. Freddy Krueger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers — pick your icon, grab two, and pay basically nothing.
And free shipping? Also gone — meaning it's free on everything. Because when someone steals your prices, apparently they take the shipping costs too.
Shop the horror pillow collection now at nujants.net before we track down the thief and prices return.
Watch: The Heist goes down. 👇
Part 2 — The Ransom Note
Then they left something behind.
A ransom note. Cut from magazine letters. Slapped on the storefront like a movie prop. We found it the next morning, and it read:
"We have your prices. If you want them back, you'll have to pay full price. Until then — everything ships FREE and pillows are $2. Don't try to find us. — The Thieves"
We're not going to lie. We read that twice. And then we realized — they're basically telling our customers to shop right now while prices are gone. We have no choice but to honor it.
Horror pillows: $2 with code MONSTER2. Free shipping sitewide. Pay later with Afterpay, Klarna, or Affirm if you want to split it up.
Part 3 — The Thief Taunts Back
We found him.
Or at least, we found a video. He's wearing a ski mask. He's holding a bag labeled "PRICES." And he's smirking behind that mask like he knows exactly what he did.
His message:
"I still have your prices. So everything's gonna be real cheap in your store... until you pay us."
The horror pillows are still $2. Free shipping is still running. The thief is still out there, holding our prices hostage, and honestly? Our customers keep winning.
Watch the thief's taunting message: video.wixstatic.com — Part 3
Part 4 — We Paid the Ransom (The Twist)
We paid him.
We negotiated. We handed over the bag. We thought this nightmare was finally over.
He took the money. Counted it. Looked us dead in the eye.
And dropped our prices. Even. Lower.
The 173-Piece Large First Aid Kit — which was already a steal at $19.99 — is now $12.99 with code AID1299. That's a fully stocked first aid kit for your home, your car, or your go-bag, and it now costs less than a movie ticket.
The thief works for us now. 😈
Watch the wild conclusion: video.wixstatic.com — Part 4
The Heist Also Freed Up the Halloween Tees
While the thief was busy with the prices, the Halloween graphic tees got caught in the chaos too. Everything is on the table:
Spooky Mama Spooky Mini — the matching mom-and-kid Halloween tee that always sells out first. $19.95.
Thick Thighs & Spooky Vibes — for the woman who Halloween-loves without apology. $19.95.
Zombie Mama — because some moms run on coffee. Others run on brains. $19.95.
Shop the full Halloween tee lineup at nujants.net or grab one of the horror mom gift combos from the Halloween Mom Gift Guide. Also on eBay: ebay.com/str/nujants1.
The Deals Are Live Right Now
Here's everything the thief has made possible at Nu'Jants right now:
Horror throw pillows: buy any, get the 2nd for $2. Use code MONSTER2 — shop pillows
173-Piece Large First Aid Kit: was $19.99, now $12.99 with code AID1299 — get the kit
Free shipping on everything sitewide
Pay later with Afterpay, Klarna, or Affirm — split your order into 4 payments with zero hassle
The Story Isn't Over. Not Even Close.
This is a 10-part series. Four parts have dropped. Six more are coming — and nobody knows what the thief does next.
Follow @nujants on Instagram and TikTok to catch every chapter as it drops. New parts are coming. New deals come with them.
The deals are live right now at nujants.net. Shop them before the thief changes his mind.
More Halloween Picks from Nu'Jants
If the Halloween tees caught your eye from the Heist, the Thick Thighs and Spooky Vibes Tee is the one everyone keeps coming back for — bold, funny, and perfect for anyone who owns Halloween.
The deal the thief made permanent: the 173-Piece Large First Aid Kit is still at $19.99, fully stocked for home, car, or go-bag. The thief cut the price once — it stuck.
Looking for more tees that get a real reaction? See The Best Funny Graphic Tees for Women for six shirts that people literally stop mid-aisle to read.
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