Sarcastic Graphic Tees: Exhausted and Ticking Time Bomb
There are two kinds of sarcastic shirts. One makes a gentle joke and moves on. The other says out loud what a long week made you think, in letters big enough to read from across a parking lot. Nu'Jants has two of the second kind, and they sound nothing alike. One is a loud, block capital complaint about other people. The other is a quiet, typewriter style warning. This guide puts them side by side so you can pick the one that sounds like you.
The loud one: I'm Exhausted From Other People
The I'm Exhausted From Other People Being F****** Stupid Tee is written exactly that way on the page, with the swear word starred out in the title. The listing photo shows a military green tee on a model, with four lines of tall, narrow black capital letters across the chest. There is no picture and no decoration, just the sentence. The page title calls it a sarcastic graphic tee.
The description says some days the only honest thing you can say is printed on your chest, and that it is made on a premium Bella and Canvas blank that is soft enough to live in. The page lists the fit as unisex and the material as cotton. The price shows From $20.00 and goes to $26 on some options.
The options are the interesting part. You can choose the print on the front or on the back. Colors listed are black with white ink, heather dark grey with white ink, military green with white ink, military green with black ink, heather stone with black ink, oatmeal with black ink and white with black ink. Sizes run S to 4X. The white ink tees were the $26 options and the black ink tees were $20 to $25 when I read them, so the price follows the color and size you choose.
The quiet one: My Mouth Is a Ticking Time Bomb
The My Mouth Is a Ticking Time Bomb Tee is the softer sounding of the pair, even if the message is not. The listing photo shows a pale peach tee with the six words stacked in dark grey typewriter style type, one or two words per line. It reads like a note taped to a door. The page describes a design for the one in the room who is always one honest comment away from saying what everyone else is thinking, with a relatable humor design that people stop to read.
The page lists a unisex fit in a soft, breathable fabric. There are four colors: Heather Prism Peach, Black Heather, Athletic Heather and Mauve. Sizes run S to 3XL. The price is From $24.00 for S to XL, $25 for 2XL and $26 for 3XL. The size guide lists a medium at a 38 to 40 inch chest and says to size up for a more relaxed fit.
Which one to pick
Pick I'm Exhausted if you want the whole sentence visible from a distance and like a dark tee
Pick Ticking Time Bomb if you want a shirt that reads as a joke up close and a style choice from far away
Pick the back print on I'm Exhausted if you want to say it only to the people walking behind you
Pick either as a gift for the coworker who has survived a very long week
Other tees with the same attitude
If you want a coffee flavored version of the same mood, the Fueled by Caffeine and Chaos T-shirt starts From $20.00. For a design with a little more bite, the Should've Come With A Warning Label Tee also starts From $20.00.
Compare more in the funny attitude tees guide and the best funny graphic tees for women.
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