Funny Dad Tees From $15.99: El Papa Mas Chingon, You're Not My Daughter and Who Needs Hair
Dads are hard to shop for because the standard gifts, a tie, a mug, a gadget, say nothing about him. A funny shirt does. It says you know his sense of humor, and it gets worn at every barbecue until the print fades. Nu'Jants lists several dad tees, and three of them lean on a different kind of joke: a proud Spanish-language title, a line parents use with a smile, and a joke about a bald head. This guide covers what each page says, with the options and prices exactly as listed.
El Papa Mas Chingon, Comfort Colors
The El PapĆ” MĆ”s ChingĆ³n Comfort Colors tee shows From $15.99, and the highest option I read was $21.99. The page describes it as a bold, funny graphic tee for the ultimate Mexican dad, with playful typography, and it suggests it as a gift for a papĆ”, an abuelo or a tĆo. The eight colors are Pepper, Espresso, Light Green, Denim, Blue Spruce, Black, Moss and Blue Jean.
This is the page with the most fabric detail of the three. It lists 100% ring-spun cotton at 6.1 ounces per square yard, garment-dyed for a washed-in softness and a vintage look, a relaxed fit with set-in sleeves, double-needle stitching, twill-taped neck and shoulders, and a tag-free sewn-in label. The dyes are OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes. Care is machine wash cold, tumble dry low and iron inside out. It has ten photos. Garment dyeing means color can vary a little from piece to piece, which the page presents as part of the look.
You Can't Tell Me What To Do, You're Not My Daughter
The You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My Daughter tee starts From $22.95 and reaches $26.95. The page calls it a line many parents use with a smile, and it says the shirt suits dads, moms, step-parents or any grown-up who trades jokes with a daughter who likes to run the show. Colors listed include Dark Heather, Turquoise, Sapphire, Daisy, Green and Cream, and there are XS options on some. The fabric is a ring-spun cotton Softstyle blend, and the blend depends on the color: antique colors and Sport Grey are 90% cotton and 10% polyester, Dark Heather and heather colors are 65% polyester and 35% cotton, and Graphite Heather is 50% and 50%. It has a taped neck and shoulders and a tear-away label. It has five photos.
With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair
The With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair tee starts From $22.95 and reaches $26.95, with the same color list and the same Softstyle fabric as the tee above. The page says the joke suits anyone who embraces thinning hair, a dad bod, or a relaxed attitude about both, and that it works for barbecues, family events and quiet weekends. It has a 5 out of 5 star rating from one review, from a buyer who said she bought it for her husband and loved his reaction. One review is a small sample, but it is a real purchase by a real customer.
Sizing
All three pages show the same Nu'Jants size guide. A small is 34 to 36 inches across the chest, a medium is 38 to 40, a large is 42 to 44, an extra large is 46 to 48, a 2XL is 50 to 52 and a 3XL is 54 to 56. The page adds that sizes may vary slightly by style and that you should size up for a relaxed fit when in doubt. Size up if the dad in question likes his shirts loose.
Which one to give
A proud papa, abuelo or tĆo: El Papa Mas Chingon, the lowest starting price and the most color choices.
A dad with a teenage daughter and a sharp sense of humor: You Can't Tell Me What To Do.
A dad who laughs at his own hairline: With a Body Like This Who Needs Hair.
A group gift from siblings: one of each, so the dad gets to choose.
More for dad
There is more in the dad shirts guide covering Lucky Daddy and My Friend My Hero, and anglers are covered in the Rod Father cap and tee guide. For the patriotic dad, see the patriotic tees guide. If a page leaves a question open, send it through the contact page post.
Paying for it
Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and the returns window is 10 days from delivery. Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every sale goes to the American Red Cross. New to the store? The free Roses Are Red pillow when you join the list post explains the sign-up offer.
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