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🚀The Galaxy’s Funniest Trash Panda is Back With Our Houston I Have So Many Problems Raccoon Shirt!🚀

Meet your new favorite tee that’s light-years ahead in comfort and humor! This Comfort Colors® T-shirt features a hilariously relatable raccoon drifting through space with the iconic phrase: “Houston, I Have So Many Problems.” Whether you're a fan of raccoons, sarcasm, space memes, or just love a soft, relaxed-fit tee, this shirt will have everyone orbiting around your vibe.

Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for that vintage lived-in look, and perfect for lounging, laughing, or launching into deep thoughts.

🎁 A Perfect Gift for Meme Lovers, Space Nerds & Chaos Gremlins

Looking for a gift that’s hilariously relatable and out-of-this-world? This tee is perfect for funny friends, Gen Z teens, meme collectors , and anyone whose vibe is a little cosmic and a little chaotic . Great for birthdays, college care packages, comic con fits, or just because they’re spiraling (but stylishly).

Why You’ll Love Our Houston I Have So Many Problems Raccoon Shirt :

✅ Soft-washed, garment-dyed fabric with vintage appeal

✅ Made with 100% ring-spun cotton—breathable and durable

✅ Funny and relatable design that sparks conversation

✅ Relaxed fit for all-day wear

✅ Eco-friendly dye process & ethically made in the USA

Product Features:

  • Washed-In Softness – Garment-dyed for a lived-in feel from the first wear.
  • Heavier Weight Comfort – 6.1 oz./yd² fabric offers a cozy, relaxed feel perfect for everyday wear.
  • Premium Cotton – Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for a naturally soft and breathable texture.
  • Relaxed Fit – Designed with a classic fit and set-in sleeves for laid-back, unstructured comfort.
  • Vintage Look – Garment-dyeing process creates rich color depth and subtle variations for a one-of-a-kind look.
  • Durable Construction – Double-needle stitching throughout and twill-taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting shape.
  • Tag-Free Feel – Sewn-in twill label minimizes irritation and offers a clean finish.
  • Responsibly Made – Dyed with low-impact, OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and part of sustainable U.S. cotton initiatives.

Snag your cosmic chaos tee now —before this raccoon floats into another galaxy!

Size & Care Instructions:

📏 Size Chart Available – Check our sizing guide to find the perfect fit.

🧼 Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and iron inside out for long-lasting wear.

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