Funny Thanksgiving Shirts for the Family Member Who Has Opinions

Every Thanksgiving table has someone who talks the most, eats the most or stirs the pot. If that person is you, or you are shopping for them, there is a shirt for it. Nu'Jants has two funny Thanksgiving tees that lean into the dinner table, and each is $34.00 on the catalog.

Thicc as Thanksgiving Mashed Potatoes Tee

The Thicc as Thanksgiving Mashed Potatoes Tee is described as a confident, funny shirt that starts conversations and keeps them going all dinner long. The page lists soft premium cotton jersey, a unisex retail fit, a vibrant digital print, machine washable care and printing in the USA. Colors are heather prism peach, athletic heather, heather prism dusty blue and heather dust. Sizes run S to 3XL.

Thanksgiving Serving Up Drama Since 1621 Tee

The Thanksgiving Serving Up Drama Since 1621 Tee is for the family member who knows the holidays are never boring. The page lists premium soft cotton jersey, a classic unisex fit that wears well all season, bold graphics that hold their color and printing in the USA. Its closing line is to serve the tea, serve the turkey and serve the look. Colors are mustard, athletic heather, black heather and heather prism peach.

Which one fits the person

• Choose Mashed Potatoes for the cook, the second-plate fan or the person who gets the biggest laugh.

• Choose Drama Since 1621 for the relative who always has a story and a side of tea.

• Choose mustard in the Drama tee if you want the most fall-looking color of the group.

Sizing

The size guide on the product pages lists a small at a 36 to 38 inch chest and a 27 inch length, a medium at 38 to 40 and 28, a large at 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large at 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL at 44 to 46 and 31. The pages say the tee fits true to size, and the size menu runs from S to 3XL.

Planning the day

If you are hosting, the shirt is a bonus to the menu. Wear it for the whole day, from the parade to the dishes. If you are traveling, a tee takes up almost no room in a bag. Layer it under a cardigan or a flannel if the room is cold.

For a couple matching on the day, the couples Thanksgiving tees post covers two styles that work as a pair. And for a wider list of gifts, see The funniest Thanksgiving shirts you can actually wear to the table and The ultimate Thanksgiving gift guide.

Taking care of it

Both pages say machine washable. Turn the tee inside out and use cold water to protect the print through the holiday season and beyond.

Paying for it

Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every Nu'Jants sale also goes to the American Red Cross.

Browse the Thanksgiving collection to see the full set. Questions about size? Use the contact page post.

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