Funny Christmas Shirts for People Who Love the Holiday and Need It Over by the 26th

Not every Christmas shirt has to say jingle bells. Some of us love the holiday, stress about all of it and want a shirt that admits it. Nu'Jants has three funny Christmas tees that take a different angle on December: one about food, one about nerves and one about rock and roll. Each is $34.00 on the catalog, and each page says what it is made of.

Christmas Calories Don't Count Tee

The Christmas Calories Don't Count Tee opens with the line that science has spoken. It is meant for the person going back for seconds on pie and cookies. The page lists digital printing in the USA on 100% soft cotton, a unisex retail fit and machine washable care. It suggests wearing it on Christmas morning or at a holiday brunch. Sizes run from S to 3XL.

Christmas Anxiety T-Shirt

The Christmas Anxiety T-Shirt is for anyone who loves Christmas but also needs it to be over by December 26th. The page describes 100% super soft ring-spun cotton, designed and printed in the USA, with a unisex fit and machine washable care. Colors are black heather, athletic heather and white. It is pitched as a gift for the person who does everything and stresses about all of it.

Christmas Rock Tour Unisex T-shirt

The Christmas Rock Tour Unisex T-shirt is for the person who loves the holidays but refuses to go mainstream about it. The page says it is printed with DTG directly into the fabric on 100% soft cotton, with a unisex fit. Its care note says machine washable, and to wash inside out in cold water. Colors are dark heather and heather ice blue, and sizes run S to 3X.

How the three differ

• Food joke: Calories Don't Count. Best for a family brunch and a big dinner.

• Stress joke: Christmas Anxiety. Best for the person who hosts and plans.

• Music joke: Rock Tour. Best for a concert fan, a guitar player or anyone who plays holiday songs loud.

• Fabric: the Anxiety page names ring-spun cotton and the other two name soft cotton.

Sizing

The size guide on the product pages lists a small at a 36 to 38 inch chest and a 27 inch length, a medium at 38 to 40 and 28, a large at 40 to 42 and 29, an extra large at 42 to 44 and 30, and a 2XL at 44 to 46 and 31. The pages say the tee fits true to size, and the size menu runs from S to 3XL.

Which one to give

Think about the person, not the shirt. A host who plans every detail will laugh at the Anxiety tee. A relative who cooks all day will wear Calories Don't Count all the way to dessert. A friend with a record collection will appreciate the Rock Tour. Because all three are unisex, you do not have to guess a style.

A matching set also works as a group joke. If three siblings are home for the holidays, one of each makes for a good photo. Pair a tee with a small extra, such as the Christmas Jingle Hoop Earrings at $20.50, to make a gift that feels finished.

Taking care of a holiday tee

You will probably wear it a few times a year, so a gentle wash helps it last. Turn it inside out, use cold water and skip high heat. The Rock Tour page gives that advice directly. For the other two, the pages say machine washable and the garment label has the rest.

Paying for it

Shipping at Nu'Jants is a flat $5.99 on every order, and Afterpay, Klarna and Affirm are available at checkout if you would rather pay in 4. A share of every Nu'Jants sale also goes to the American Red Cross.

Browse the Christmas collection and the T-Shirts collection, or read The best holiday gift ideas under $50 and Shop Christmas gifts now and pay in 4. The cozy Christmas tees post covers two softer options.

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